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zach g.

By delapruch on Sun, 31 Jul 2011

“Fuckin’ 22 year olds...Here are some jokes for young, 22 year old Claudia...Happy Meals are weird!” -Zach Galifianakis doing stand-up at the Cat’s Cradle in North Carolina
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ce n'est pas un poème

By delapruch on Sun, 31 Jul 2011

For The Whimpering, Whining & Withering Lil’ Fools Amongst Us Who Quiver N’ Shiver Because When They Step Outside Their Door In The Dewy Early Morn Their Heads Come Close To Exploding When Confron
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not an exit

By delapruch on Fri, 29 Jul 2011

your faith is not an exit.
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the forgetful

By delapruch on Fri, 29 Jul 2011

and what if our head was not attached, would we forget it was there?
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the comfort in talking shop

By delapruch on Fri, 29 Jul 2011

there is a warmth that comes with the talk of work.
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