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wrinkles

“Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.” -Groucho Marx

the law of diminishing personalities

“Every man's memory is his private literature.” -Aldous Huxley
Cherry

iodine, baby oil, mormons & the end of the world as we know it

when caucasians talk about spreading iodine & baby oil on themselves in order to sit out in the sun and burn themselves to a different color, it makes me think of those girls who

shedding god

“I think we have to get to a time in which people are embarrassed to pretend to know things they don’t know.” -Sam Harris
Cherry

signing the dotted line

“You don't need a patch on your arm to have honor.” -Tom Cruise as Lt. Daniel Kaffee in the film, A Few Good Men

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