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the dishwasher

By delapruch on Sat, 07 May 2011

when they tell you "the dishwasher is the most valuable component to a well-functioning kitchen," watch their eyes---see if they twitch---because they are lying through their teeth.
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dark yellow & green lugees

By delapruch on Sat, 07 May 2011

-proceed to hack a lugee in total onto the face of the next person that feels that they are valid enough an artist themselves to criticize your work. walk away smiling : )
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the cashier

By delapruch on Sat, 07 May 2011

stock-still & stationary--- the standing begins--- be it in the crazy hour of the absurdly early morning,
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“national day of prayer” haiku II

By delapruch on Fri, 06 May 2011

pray pray pray pray that all reality will wash away.
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“national day of prayer” haiku I

By delapruch on Fri, 06 May 2011

pray pray pray that all reality will wash away.
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