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I have 35 stories published in
one collection on the site.
My stories have been read 43599 times
and 10 of my stories have been cherry picked.
ged backland
My stories
Never Trust A Zebra When It's Drunk
I don’t know whether it was the Elephants doing the Twist or the two Rhinos shagging by the buffet that kicked it all off.
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- 1595 reads
Jack sat in the corner of the old peoples home and muttered
We were the law And ships heavy with the world Waited for my nod to be unloaded
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- 884 reads
Don’t Jump I’ll Miss Celebrity Squares - New Version
Don’t Jump I’ll Miss Celebrity Squares - New Version
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- 614 reads
Teeth Like Sugar Puffs - New Version
I am in unfortunate possession of poor oral hygiene as a result of a three year lust for mattels refreshers (those yellow sweets with the sherbert filling) those sticky yellow devils,
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- 3396 reads
Don't Jump I'll Miss Celebrity Squares.
A time before the books in brown paper bags and the relentless search on the internet for 'sluts' who were only a bus ride away.
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- 1129 reads