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I have 35 stories published in
one collection on the site.
My stories have been read 43318 times
and 10 of my stories have been cherry picked.
ged backland
My stories
One Day
One day At the going down of the sun And when Tony Blair Is doing a ten thousand dollar tour of the U.S.
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- 1113 reads
Hello Ambulance... I've knocked down Scooby Doo!
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- 1115 reads
Don't Jump I'll Miss Celebrity Squares
"Your life is shit Edwards." "Should a priest say shit?" I asked "I say it like it is Edwards. Shit. Like the shit bit of processed Cod you've left on the stove."
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- 1341 reads
Last Night A Cheesestring Saved My Life
"No Jobs, shit houses and no future but what a great sense of humour you Scousers have got, She used to say. Fucking Cow
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- 1014 reads
My name Is Pamela Anderson.
I'm not blonde and pretty and in a swimsuit I look shite And spotty boys full of lust and puss don't wank me off goodnight
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- 944 reads