Geoffrey

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I have 770 stories published in 7 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 490694 times and 77 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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My stories

Jennifer Jane and the dinghy race 1/4

By Geoffrey on Thu, 20 Jan 2011

"Oh, I like sailing over the sea, so let go the jibsheets and hellum alee," sang Jennifer Jane's dad.
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Jennifer Jane fixes the tap 3/3

By Geoffrey on Wed, 19 Jan 2011

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Jennifer Jane fixes the tap 2/3

By Geoffrey on Wed, 19 Jan 2011

"Have you tried blocking up the ends of the taps?" she asked at last.
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Jennifer Jane fixes the tap 1/3

By Geoffrey on Wed, 19 Jan 2011

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The Vicar

By Geoffrey on Tue, 18 Jan 2011

When the vicar was born in the West Indies, he had a white birth mark on the front of his throat. Some bright spark said “he looks like a vicar!” and the nickname stuck.
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