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I have 213 stories published in
5 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 129435 times
and 8 of my stories have been cherry picked.
My stories
Really
Have you heard that the biggest expense Ipswich Borough Council have laid out for their staff lately is to replace the office chairs with commodes,...
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Really
Anyway, I asked my ex girlfriend where she was thinking about going on holiday? She said Fiji, I thought, phew, that sounds expensive, imagine that...
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Really, Spend a Penny
So I was on a dating website and I asked a girl called Penny, what are the five favourite Continents you've been too? She said what? I said, you have...
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Tribute to Joe Orton
Legs and co, God, just tell me why, why God I just want to die Where are their tits, their flatter than a night at the Ritz But I suppose they do...
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Not quite Edward Lear but still nonsense weather is spelt wrongly too on purpose
Well now, its been a while since I wrote a poem And I've been through heaven and hell But if the truth is known, I've not been alone There are plenty...
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