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I have 213 stories published in 5 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 111053 times and 8 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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Really

Have you heard that the biggest expense Ipswich Borough Council have laid out for their staff lately is to replace the office chairs with commodes,...

Really

Anyway, I asked my ex girlfriend where she was thinking about going on holiday? She said Fiji, I thought, phew, that sounds expensive, imagine that...

Really, Spend a Penny

So I was on a dating website and I asked a girl called Penny, what are the five favourite Continents you've been too? She said what? I said, you have...

Tribute to Joe Orton

Legs and co, God, just tell me why, why God I just want to die Where are their tits, their flatter than a night at the Ritz But I suppose they do...

Not quite Edward Lear but still nonsense weather is spelt wrongly too on purpose

Well now, its been a while since I wrote a poem And I've been through heaven and hell But if the truth is known, I've not been alone There are plenty...

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