Tribute to Joe Orton

Legs and co, God, just tell me why, why God I just want to die

Where are their tits, their flatter than a night at the Ritz

But I suppose they do what it is says on their boxes

Good legs, and very few poxes.

But it's better than watching Barry Manilow,

Who just brings me down, oh so very low

Anyway, time for a walk down the embankment,

To find a boy whose job is to have a wank.

Jesus, just got back, all I got was a hairy twat

Whats happened to London, time for Morocco again

Booked the flight in a couple of weeks

Time to write about a fanny that reeks.