My father taught me how to stand In the shadow of an upright man My father taught me how to walk To take the pathway that I ought My father taught me...
My birthday would be perfect If I had cakes for tea Piles of presents with shiny paper Tied by big pink ribbons A party dress to wear with frills and...
Did I ever tell you the fright that I got When we ended up being chased by a yacht? Another true story; things happen to me That you wouldn't believe...