Jane Hyphen
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I have 441 stories published in
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My stories have been read 1370331 times
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Notes from a Dirt Engineer - The Wrong Things
It isn't the rain but rather the water which collects upon the surface of the leaves. It transfers onto my clothes as I brush against the plants...
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Notes from a Dirt Engineer - Lavinia Fairfax
'If you let my cat out, I'll kill you!' It's a shame because she's a sweetie really, that's what one of her neighbours said. I have tried and tried...
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Notes from a Dirt Engineer - The Pit
Strange, still weather today. I feel no breath of wind on my skin as I struggle to remove horrid little bedding plants from their plugs; the roots...
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Notes from a Dirt Engineer - Potted Husband
'Oh don't mind him, that's just Graham, he's re-building my wall for me, my neighbour caught it with her Polo,' Carol glances over her shoulder, '...
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Notes from a Dirt Engineer - Failure
'You are a total failure!' she announced, her face contorted with pubescent vitriol. 'Look at you, you're a gardener for fuck's sake!' As those words...
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