Jane Hyphen
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I have 420 stories published in
3 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 1096901 times
and 541 of my stories have been cherry picked.
560 of my 2,926 comments have been voted Great Feedback with a total of 592 votes
My stories
George and Spider - The Execution
George left his bed much earlier than usual. During the course of the night he'd occasionally dipped into the shallowest fathoms of sleep only to be...
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The Beautiful Game
Chiseled-legged role model Sliding tackle, bluffers hobble Gold chain, groin strain Satin strip, flesh stained VIP, transfer fee Seven figure salary...
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There's Nothing To See Here
There's nothing to see here You've seen it all Pupils fixed, legs bent It's neither close nor far away You're safe in your home This dreamy cocoon so...
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The Fatberg
Perhaps it was simply a lifestyle choice To be lilly-skinned and nebulous While alas most of the rest of us Amass useful muscles and worry lines We...
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On Sizzling Days
Who knows why the bald man Lusteth over the lidless car Only to flaunt, on sizzling days His wrinkly, glistening dome As solar rays propel his heart So far from wife and kids and home
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