Oh eBay how I love you! Oh yes I do indeed! You sell me all my precious things, The things I really need. The long lost toys from childhood, My vintage hunting coat. Discounted branded make-up,
Miranda's dog's a pedigree She walks it in the park. It can be trusted off the lead It doesn't ever bark. My dog's not a pedigree What he is I cannot say. But when I let him off the lead
Oh marmalade on soldiers! Oh lovely jammy toast! These are the things I like to eat that mess me up the most. With yummy sticky fingers, and chocolate on my face, My prints and smears are everywhere