The Other Terrence Oblong
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I have 201 stories published in
3 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 290426 times
and 194 of my stories have been cherry picked.
10 of my 292 comments have been voted Great Feedback with a total of 10 votes
Dave Clark
My stories
The Economic Problem
The only time Alun ever wore glasses was to assess my naked body.
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The War Problem
It was 6.30 a.m. when I heard a hammering at my door. I quickly dressed and shouted for Alun to come in. He was clearly agitated. “We’re at war Jed,” he said.
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Badly written story
“Hand over your monkey,” the robber said, brandishing a gnu. The rest of the gang had been lion in wait, and suddenly leopard out brandishing shoguns.
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The kipper who thought he was king
“As mad as a kipper that thinks it’s the king,” that was my dad’s expression. God knows where it came from.
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The worst book ever written
"How fucking boring Evelyn Waugh’s book Scoop is. How unbelievably dull, repetitive, tired, inconsequential and fucking boring."
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