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I have 575 stories published in 17 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 631772 times and 323 of my stories have been cherry picked.
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My stories

Eighteen Sheets to the Wind

I want to go home and read a book. Perhaps eat a whole packet of biscuits drowned by sweet tea. I want to do this because I cannot take this muddy...

Tony Soprano and a Case of Pie and Mash

I lope around Bethnal Green, the fragrance of Scorsese's New York clinging to my overcoat. A fading comfort. like Frank Sinatra crooning 'Summer Wind...

Shrimps

They do great shrimp here Charlie, great shrimp indeed. I don't like shrimp Lulu, I'll have steak. It's a fish restaurant Chas for crying out loud,...

Your Fake Roses

Jane has gone to spend a penny but it will probably be a pound I'm waiting for her in this restaurant chasing the tired horses of my mind it's not...

Zak Coming Home

In a pecan leather jacket and rosehip cowboy boots Zak went down to Baltimore to see a man about a horse he made a million dollars a bunch of...

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