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I have 285 stories published in
9 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 383926 times
and 105 of my stories have been cherry picked.
My stories
Limericks
A strapping young actor named Harris Suffered mortification in Paris When a rip in his clothes Saw his Hamlet exposed As he stabbed an old man in the arras An Eskimo, quite unconceited,
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Dear Man I Saw On The Platform At Colchester
Dear man I saw on the platform at Colchester, You hugged the ugly Polynesian girl Then waited while she got on board the train I confess, my knee-jerk thought was Mail order bride
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Poetical Science
The twenty-first century – what a wondrous place! Where no one is judged by their creed, sex or race Where technology makes our lives sprightly and gay Isn’t the world looking sciency today?
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The Sestina Code
Imagine a conspiracy theorist giving a lecture in the top room of a pub. YOU'VE JUST IMAGINED MY POEM.
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Ode To The Spineless Bastard Who Cloned My Debit Card
Yesterday, I found out that large sums of money had been stolen from my account. I am now officially a member of the ever-growing club of identity fraud victims. Hooray!
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