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Hat Lover
Don't like hats when you are young Or God will make you bald like me When you grow up, you see. If you're still not stepping on the cracks You can relax
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Travel. Lodge.
I woke up in Manchester Dry of mouth in the Travel Lodge Someone’s fist had marked the toilet door And the wall near the entrance to my room. Not me, of course.
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My Routine
Tonight the moon’s what I’d call bright And I’d call this a cold night. This is whisky, this is ice. And I’m out in the garden. It’s nice. Looking at the moon.
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No Mystery
Nobody knowed why the chicken crossed the road And there’s no mystery in a plastic bottle The plastic bottle crossed the road Because the wind blowed.
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- 757 reads
The Future
Is that our future smacked out in front of the TV? Brawling in a pub car park? Driving dangerously in someone else’s car?
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- 869 reads