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I have 5 stories published in
one collection on the site.
My stories have been read 5338 times
and 3 of my stories have been cherry picked.
Rob
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Bobbo Versus The Machine
Today, in another episode of my highly successful work avoidance strategy, I found myself in search of chocolate, and finding myself in search of chocolate, I ventured to the vending machine.
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End of an Era
Barry was having a difficult day. A couple of hours ago, he'd been put 'at risk of redundancy' by the company.
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Or How I Learnt To Stop Worrying And Love An Owl
A heroic odyssey of one small owl's fight against bulbous adversity. Will good triumph over obesity? Will maritime law be observed? Will anyone even get this far into the teaser?
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I Once Went To Prison
IT WAS a December. I distinctly remember it being cold, which given the month, was not a surprise. What was a surprise was that I was naked, with blood on my chest. It was not my blood. It was the blood of an ape, whose body I had just effortlessly cast through the window of a jewellery store.
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Did I Ever Tell You About Ali Baboon, And The Guts?
I once thought I'd inadvertently snatched a foetus, but to my relief it was merely a malformed pig gut. Mind you, it could still talk, and this was the start of my unravelling jumper of woe.
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