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My stories have been read 234557 times
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Terence Mullan
In the movies, the people who are writers only ever drink coffee and write. I could do that. They never have to work in their garden or take their cat to the vet or go shopping in Kaufland.
My stories
Cherries and Dahlia Petals
The story of a magic carpet-ride through Persia - Part Twelve, the final part.
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The Gaddafi Effect
The story of a magic carpet-ride through Persia - Part Eleven (with photographs, though they're the same photographs as in Part Ten, so you may have seen them before).
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Tea with the Coppersmith
The story of a magic carpet-ride through Persia - Part Ten (with photographs).
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The Man in the Iran Mosque
The story of a magic carpet-ride through Persia - Part Nine.
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The Great Falafel Kerfuffle
The story of a magic carpet-ride through Persia - Part Eight.
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Oh for a breakfast roll!
Posted on Fri, 12 Jul 2024
I found a lot of smiles in this Sean.
Isn't Assumpta a great name? I remember Sister Assumpta at my primary school being a bit less shouty than some of the other nuns.
And I hope your retailers never have to do business with the...
Read full commentPosted in The Left-Handed Son
String
Posted on Thu, 11 Jul 2024
I'm really sorry to hear about your dental ordeal but pleased that you weren't so traumatised that you were unable to write your poem about it.
For future reference a bottle of rough whiskey, a piece of string and a door handle is a much...
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The Swingin' Seventies
Posted on Thu, 11 Jul 2024
Dear Jenny.
I hope you find happy and rewarding times in your seventies. Save a place for me. I'll be in them soon, possibly accompanied by some travelling gypsies.
And whenever it was, I hope you had a lovely time on your birthday...
Read full commentPosted in Holding Onto My Desires And Dreams
Pagan Orange
Posted on Wed, 10 Jul 2024
Thanks Paul. Yes I saw it. It brought outrage to the world and his pagan god. A very ill-mannered thing to do but it was only a bit of orange coloured cornflour and I'm sure the dear old henge has known far worse. The stunt gained a lot of...
Read full commentPosted in A Midsummer Night’s Dream
Just Stop Many Things
Posted on Wed, 10 Jul 2024
I'd say that Just Stop Plastic and Bombs and Rockets Whilst Significantly Reducing the Number of Internal Combustion Engines would be a better name for a pressure group. We need oil for our chip pans and massage parlours.
It's...
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Blood on the Tracks
Posted on Tue, 09 Jul 2024
Bob Dylan has highs and a few lows for me but Blood on the Tracks is the ultimate high and on which Lily, Rosemary and the Jack of Hearts really stands out. It's one of those got-to-listen-twice songs.
Long time ago when...
Read full commentPosted in Juke Box Jive
Embarrassing
Posted on Fri, 05 Jul 2024
Priyatelkata is half Algerian. She will haggle over the number of corn flakes in her breakfast bowl.
In market situations I feel half proud and half embarrassed. When I try to haggle she just laughs.
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Advice for first time Guinness carriers
Posted on Fri, 05 Jul 2024
In five easy steps:
- Arrange the pints of Guinness on the bar top in a triangle formation with two near to you and one a bit further away.
- Place the thumb and index finger of each hand around the two pints of Guinness nearest
...
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I can really do it, I can really move...
Posted on Tue, 09 Jul 2024
Yes! All lovers make
Make the same mistakes
As me and you
Bob Dylan, eat your heart out!
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Wanderer
Posted on Mon, 08 Jul 2024
I'm very sorry to hear about your dyslexia... I wasn't poking fun.
I'm pleased to hear you've wandered a bit. They're all nice countries that you've visited, even if they don't have Maltesers.
But don't stop now. The world's your...
Read full commentPosted in Malta. Part Nine.
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