The Walrus

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I have 226 stories published in 10 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 246943 times and 66 of my stories have been cherry picked.
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David Jasmin-Green

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Satan And Mrs. Satan

By The Walrus on Wed, 27 Mar 2013

“What do you mean, you don't like the burgundy flock wallpaper I've put up on the chimney breast?” Brian Lucifer said to his missus.
Humour
Story
Certificate 18

Satan And His Little Imps

By The Walrus on Wed, 27 Mar 2013

Brian Lucifer admired the burgundy flock wallpaper that he had just finished applying to the chimney breast in his living room.
Humour
Story
Certificate 18

Salmon Ella

By The Walrus on Tue, 26 Mar 2013

“I'm salmonella,” a little voice whispered in Cliff's ear, threatening to drag him from his incomparably snug slumbers. “I'm salmonella, fly me.”
Humour
Story
Certificate 15

Fortunately And Unfortunately

By The Walrus on Tue, 26 Mar 2013

Fortunately, but unfortunately, but.....
Unclassified
Certificate 15

A Few Sandwiches Short Of A Picnic (Part Two)

By The Walrus on Mon, 25 Mar 2013

“No dribbling Joe, please. Can I order four coffees? No sugar, just a spot of milk and a sweetener in two of them – us girls have to watch our waistlines.”
Unclassified
Story
Certificate 18

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