The Walrus

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I have 226 stories published in 10 collections on the site.
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David Jasmin-Green

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The Further Adventures Of Miguel Button

“Excuse me, Madam,” Miguel Button said to the spotty, rather delicate looking young man stacking shelves in the Pound Shop. “Do you have any frangipani in stock at hall by hany chance?”
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Miguel

“Could I have ten pounds of Maris Piper spuds, which is precisely 4.535923700000001 kilogrammes, a few Henglish happles and a nice, crisp Savoy cabbage, please, Mr. Fishmonger?”

George And the Dragon (Part Three)

Eventually he realised how big the cave was, you could have fit a few dozen cathedrals in there and still had room to spare.

George And The Dragon (Part Two)

“You'll all be caught and killed,” a stout little bearded man called Michael Thicket said. “The border will be crawlin' with soldiers for weeks."

George And The Dragon (Part One)

“George - get your fat arse out of bed this minute!” Hermoine Piggles yelled up the stairs of their ramshackle wattle and daub cottage for the third time in ten minutes.

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