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“Excuse me, Madam,” Miguel Button said to the spotty, rather delicate looking young man stacking shelves in the Pound Shop. “Do you have any frangipani in stock at hall by hany chance?”
“Could I have ten pounds of Maris Piper spuds, which is precisely 4.535923700000001 kilogrammes, a few Henglish happles and a nice, crisp Savoy cabbage, please, Mr. Fishmonger?”
“George - get your fat arse out of bed this minute!” Hermoine Piggles yelled up the stairs of their ramshackle wattle and daub cottage for the third time in ten minutes.