The Walrus

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I have 226 stories published in 10 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 257569 times and 66 of my stories have been cherry picked.
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David Jasmin-Green

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Christmas Special (part eight)

By The Walrus on Mon, 09 Jul 2012

"I'M BRIMMING WITH RAW POWER, I'M FRABJOUS WITH UNBRIDLED JOY, AND YOU, SIR, ARE GOING DOWN.....”
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Certificate 18

Christmas Special (part seven)

By The Walrus on Sun, 08 Jul 2012

“S-shit, it's the bloody R-rev,” Kerry stuttered. “Or at least I fink it is....."
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Certificate 18

Christmas Special (part six)

By The Walrus on Fri, 06 Jul 2012

"they're gonna whittle my knackers to petit pois with a cheese grater, suck my eyes out and fry me lightly in a garlic and ginger sauce....."
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Certificate 18

Christmas Special (part five)

By The Walrus on Fri, 06 Jul 2012

"The management are test running a revolutionary new assessment process, but it's not a covert psychological test or anyfink like that....."
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Certificate 18

Christmas Special (part four)

By The Walrus on Fri, 06 Jul 2012

When it snows ain't it thrillin', though your balls get a chillin', we'll frolic and play the Eskimo way walking in a winter wonderland.
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Certificate 18

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