The Walrus

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I have 226 stories published in 10 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 257559 times and 66 of my stories have been cherry picked.
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David Jasmin-Green

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Christmas Special (part three)

By The Walrus on Thu, 05 Jul 2012

Later on we'll conspire as we cringe by the fire, to face so afraid our plans now unmade, walking in a winter wonderland.
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Christmas Special (part two)

By The Walrus on Thu, 05 Jul 2012

"Me boots are 'eavy, me knickers are tight, me bollocks are swinging from left to right, left, left, left right left.....”
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Christmas Special (part one)

By The Walrus on Thu, 05 Jul 2012

“'Ome?” Peter said. “Fucking 'ome? It's Christmas Eve!"
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Helter Skelter (part four)

By The Walrus on Wed, 04 Jul 2012

"It was an absolute doddle," you say, "because you've never met a man that you couldn't twist around your little finger?"
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Helter Skelter (part three)

By The Walrus on Tue, 03 Jul 2012

"None of this crap is really happening - it's just some shameless tart pulling my chromium plated leg."
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