A 1 minute fake commercial about Fathers Day
A 1 minute fake commercial about Fathers Day
Rupert Mulrooney paced the parlor floor and came to a sudden halt.
“The Gazpacho!” said Rupert.
“What’s that, dear?” said Regina.
“Please, Master Thorne relax. You will be summoned shortly”
Jim Dawson's dream job comes at last.
The setting of the needle and of the flame the spoon and the vein
Reality can't seem to make up its mind tonight
I was taken down to the general ward in the
middle of the night.
Last part of my Dear Diary memory.
It was late afternoon before the contractions
became stronger...
My Dear Diary moment continues...
A Dear Diary memory of giving birth in Three parts.
Morbid, depressing, suicidal, death-inducing IP for a Happy Sunday.
“Did you hear something?” said Jay.
“No,” said Sarah. “What did you hear?”
“I thought I heard someone say, ‘Get off my chair.’”