In Love With a PX557-MZ1

IN LOVE WITH a PX557-MZ1
sneak

How was I to know -
that she came from out of space?
There are no telling signs -
upon her pretty face.
In fact she is quite normal.
Nothing altered, nothing fake.
My girlfriend is an alien -
from planet 'Big Mistake'
Sex is unfulfilling.
She won't take it on the chin.
To get her in the mood,
I have to plug her in.
And she doesn't have a? wotsit,
to satisfy my cock!
Instead she has a sign -
'Beware! Electric shock'
She is void of true emotion.
I've yet to see her cry.
If I say that I am leaving,
she just smiles and says 'Goodbye'
But I would never be without her.
She excels at many things.
I've programmed her to iron -
in a thong made out of string.
I've 'told' her that she loves me.
'You think I'm really cute'
She says that she needs time,
as it doesn't quite compute.
Yes, my girlfriend is an alien.
It came as shocking news.
She isn't even interested -
in magazines and shoes!
I will modify her body.
I will programme lust and awe.
My inadequate erection,
will have her screaming, 'Give me more!'