CONTRADICTIONS

It is big, but it's small
It is short, but it's tall

It has plenty of fingers, yet no hands
It never insists, but always demands

It stomps around, but has no feet
It is icy cold, but lets off tremendous heat

It is normal, but very strange
It is sane, but definitely deranged

It is mysterious, but nothing about it is weird
It is not scary, but is often feared

It has intelligence, but is very dumb
It never wins, but is always Number 1

It has no brain, yet often thinks
Of how it is very real, but is non-existent