Die? Said the mole
Oh, no your quite wrong.
I've done the foxtrot before, and then sang songs.
You see, I'm a canny mole
With sight better than most
So if you are hungry fox
You better have toast!
Toast, now there is an idea, tell me how do I cook that.
I've tried to before, and the truth, it's naff
That's good little mole, a little display,
Of how to cook toast the moley way.
And then in a flash the fox pounced on the mole.
Only to find, he gone down a hole.
"Drat" said the fox, it is toast for me.
Or maybe I'll raid a bin,
To see what's for tea!