The Truth about Men

They lie.

They will do anything for sex.

Reputation is everything.

Conversation is necessary only in bartering for food, sex or
beer.

When they say, "good game," they really mean, "You won only
because
I let you."

They excel at grunting, farting and lounging about.

Mother-in-laws are tolerated because their wife will cut them off if
they
speak ill of the beast.

Yard work is really not that hard but it makes a fine excuse to lay
about for the rest of the day.

We live for super bowl commercials and close shots of XFL
cheerleaders.

Beer is the elixir of life.

The quest for a good cigar is ever present in our mind?even during
sex.

Real men eat quiche?with extra hot sauce!