In The Front Office
When I got to school today I saw the front office window was broken .
There was a line-up of kids outside the principals office .
It reminds me of a police show on TV as they all face the head masters
glare . As the day went on the whole wrath of the teaching staff was
not able to bring forward the culprit .
Nobody ever gets caught for breaking windows at our school .
The person who broke it is always protected . We all stick together at
our school . That why its so cool . There was a lot happened today at
Today in the playground somebody brought a football and we all joined
in for a game of touch football . As soon as the ball was sent up in
the air it was on . Like there was at least two hundred of us playing
this crazy mixed up free for all game where anything goes . Whoever has
the ball gets rid of it real quick if you don't you get tackled big
time . It's a pity about Ginger he never got rid of the ball fast
enough and was hit by twenty five tackles that led to his nose bleed
and carrying off .
We watched him disappear into the front office where he would have to
sit in the sick room until the whistle blew . I think Ginger should
learn to pass the ball or wear some padding . Touch football in the
playground is real sick . Nobody wins .
In The Library
Today was year 5's library day . I think library days are Brill .
Outside our school library is a big sign that says Please Keep Silent
In very small writing DJ the cool dude in our class wrote the
only on weekends.
Our school our library has ten computers ,huge posters and Mrs T
Sometimes if we ask Mrs T she allows us to use the computers to do
research for the project of the day . I can always get a computer
Over the years I found that giving her an apple works or what Mrs T
really likes is flowers . I usually pick a bunch on the way to school
from different gardens in our street . Once I give Mrs T the flowers I
the computer is mine .
Today on the whiteboard Mrs T the librarian wrote the heading
Red Indians in red texture . So our project was to find out about red
Indians . Our class split up into 10 groups of 3 and we all begin to do
research gathering information from the books in the library .
I got on to the computer first and sat there in front of the computer
screen deep in thought and pretending to do research but I was really
playing games and sending emails to my buddies .
My buddies all have their own email addresses and library day is when I
catch up with the business on cyberspace . I answer my emails and check
out the hot sites of the week .
DJ the cool dude got bored and started to practice some of his new
scratch rap noises . Mrs T sent him outside for ten minutes .
I watched him through the window . He makes me laugh . I had to keep
myself from bursting out in giggles when he made his stretchy lip
Sometimes I think his lips must be made of elastic . He can turn his
bottom lip up and his upper lip in and like a camel he starts to suck
his thumb . I nearly got sprung when Mrs T came over to the computer
Just then I logged of and joined my group .
The project on red Indians is still not finished .
Mrs T has given us until the end of the month to complete it .
No problem .
In The Classroom
Usually when it rains someone wears a raincoat . At our school if you
wear a raincoat you got bashed . Most people in our school think
getting wet is cool and it is . Wet hair rules . Wet shirts rule
On rainy days we have to stay in our classroom for lunch .
Today was one of those days .
It was wet and Stinky Finky the teachers pet came to school wearing a
raincoat and got bashed . It was extra boring today in the class
We never got out to play and at lunch when the teacher left the
classroom Dickie Dwyer called Stinky Finky a name that made us all
laugh . Stinky got red in the face and was so mad he threw a wooden
block at Dickie that knocked the hell out of him . He was knocked out
cold and there was blood running from the side of his head like a
running water tap . The teacher ran into the class room and we felt the
floor shaking under her heavy footsteps . She ran over to Dickie and we
all pointed our finger at Stinky Finky . The tecahers pet was dragged
out by the collar to the principles office screaming his head off
Dickie went home with a bandage round his head .
We all had a good laugh when Dickies Dad rushed into the
With Dickies raincoat in his hand .
When the teacher was talking to Dickies Dad Spamer threw Stinkys
raincoat out the window . We all tried hard not to laugh when Dickies
had to put on his raincoat .
At the end of the day it was still raining and I went home .