I Fell in Love With the Virgin Air-Time Balance Recorded Announcement Girl
By Laura Callender
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"Sorry mate, I didn't catch that,
"I said I fell in love with the virgin girl, Gareth proclaimed excitedly!
Laughing, Joe replied "I thought you said you fell in love with the virgin airtime balance announcement girl!
Laughing harder Gareth replied, "I'm in Heathrow Airport waiting to pick up my virgin girl now but they keep doing stupid announcements so I paused half way through the first time I said it!
"Oh so you said you fell in love with the virgin 'Air time balance announcement' girl, which equates to 'the virgin girl' when we remove that conveniently timed interruption?
"Yes
"Oh Ok, but have you met the virgin air time balance announcement girl? She's hot!
"Really, how do you know?
"Well by all accounts, people I know are falling in love with her left right and centre!
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