Do not touch me,
For I have got fleas.
I look all mangy,
And have a disease.
Do not touch me,
The last one who did,
Got a nasty shock.
He was just a kid.
Do not touch me,
For it won't be nice.
You'd be wise to take,
My honest advice.
Do not touch me,
I feel too upset.
But blame the owner,
Who won't love this pet.