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YOUR PANTS ARE PANTS

By alp

Thu, 22 Sep 2005
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"Why do you keep wearing those pants?
They look dull, rubbish and tired.
Honestly, they are such a state,
To call them junk's too kind a word.
I'm surprised they don't fall apart,
Whenever you attempt to sit."

"If you want me to take them off,
All you have to do is say it."

22 September 2005

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