She wanted laughter, so he made her laugh,
And then she wanted more, so he gave her half
She wanted his time, so he gave her his life,
She wanted his love, so he made her his wife
She wanted commitment, so he gave her his fun,
She wanted his child, so he gave her a son
Then she wanted his soul, clear down to the root,
So he had no choice, he just gave her the boot!