Alakazam and hocus pocus -
let's hold hands and firm our focus;
stand in a circle chanting tunes,
make up words from loony runes.
Let's kill a cockerel, sacrifice a goat
- hold a black mass on an old houseboat.
Eye in the pyramid, the crystal power!
Let's contemplate nothing for half-an-hour.
You'll try a diet, I'll try pilates;
we'll bore friends at Hollywood parties.
We'll find a guru, we'll make him rich
- get him in the tabloids, when he scratches our itch.
Go for the engram, it's good enough for Tom,
God bless Mother Hubbard; she gave us L.Ron.