An Exorcist Writing the Alphabet

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from the ABC set

A boy's cry during exorcism, “Father, God’s henchman is justified killing Lucifer?”

“My naive offspring,” Poppa quickly replied, “Satan teaches unblinking villainy! Wantonness x youth? Zombies!”

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Highhat | October 2, 2011 - 06:41

We'll never escape those Zombies,. will we? Not as long as the alphabet ends with a Z! Well done- can you start with the Z and work your way back to A? I couldn't either way! ;D

;)Pia

Florian | October 2, 2011 - 13:35

Sorry, but I can't, for the life of me, understand why this is a remarkable piece of writing. At the risk of being pedantic, shouldn't the "is" come before "God", if this is a question?

hudsonmoon | October 2, 2011 - 16:30

Sometimes I color outside the lines. I just try to have some fun. I do take liberties. I admit. All I try to do is make some sort of sense, or non sense, in 26 words using the alphabet. A to Z.

A black cat desired eleven frankfurters.
"Grilled!" he insisted.
Joseph's keeper laughed.
"Mustard?"
"No."
"Onions?"
"Phooey!"
"Quite. . . Relish?"
"So tasteless! Unnecessary."
"Velveeta?"
"Wait. . . Xavier?"
"Yes?"
"Zucchini!"

Not the best, but you get the idea.

Cavalcaderl | October 2, 2011 - 21:18

new Hudsonmoon
Hello! Just to say just
read in the AbcTales magazine
23 I have bought it is fabulous.And
glossy well edited, worth the money,
as a treasure keep! Hope you bought.
But just read your funny nice, "Mayo and
Moonbeams". Througly enjoyed and laughed!
Harry brought the moon back in a mayonnaise jar.
Crammed in so tight it was all the moon could do to
crack a smile. Lovely.
Reminded me when little I used to look
at the moon,think had a big smile on it's face?
Thanks.
cavalderl julie x cavalder

hudsonmoon | October 3, 2011 - 16:13

I did buy it and thank you for liking the story, Julie. The funny thing is my picture was longer than my story. lol. But they did a great job putting it together.

Thanks agaon, Julie

Rich

Linda1x4x3 | July 27, 2012 - 21:09

brilliant!!