A bear’s correspondence.
Dear Enchanted Forest,
Goblins? Haunted interiors? Jesters? Kinky leprechauns mating nightly on patched quilts?
Really! Stop this! Unenchant* Victoria’s Wood.**
*This may not be a real word, because it sounds, well, invented.
** I know Yogi was a denizen of Jellystone Park, but a bears got to get away, too.
*** You really didn’t think his last name was ‘the Bear’ did you?