Smarter Then the Average Bear Writing the Alphabet

A bear’s correspondence.

Dear Enchanted Forest,

Goblins? Haunted interiors? Jesters? Kinky leprechauns mating nightly on patched quilts?

Really! Stop this! Unenchant* Victoria’s Wood.**

Xxx,
Yogi Zuckerman***

*This may not be a real word, because it sounds, well, invented.

** I know Yogi was a denizen of Jellystone Park, but a bears got to get away, too.

*** You really didn’t think his last name was ‘the Bear’ did you?