iMovieStar
it’s as if she came from essex
loads of slap and bottle
blonde hair acting all innocent
to get away with a flash
of gusset
we’ve all done that darling
only these days we don’t need a gust
of hot air
just tiny little skirts
however it must be said
there’s a distinct lack of millionaires
and gentlemen hanging around ilford
and dagenham
i understand you weren’t afraid
to get ‘em out for the lads
i’m not so shy either except
a couple of gnat bites from gants hill
don’t really cut it
honey
deep down
we can all act little sex bombs
like yeah we’re from hollywood
- in romford
at least we can handle our pills
and being dumb comes naturally
i've a gcse in pouting
tits and teeth is what it’s about
but if some one wrote a song
that included a candle
i’m sure it would be triple x rated
Comments
RachelPatricia | May 17, 2011 - 12:24
Like this a lot, iDrew -
'honey
deep down
we can all act little sex bombs
like yeah we’re from hollywood
- in romford
at least we can handle our pills
and being dumb comes naturally
i've a gcse in pouting
tits and teeth is what it’s about
but if some one wrote a song
that included a candle
i’m sure it would be triple x rated'
- completely brilliant, this is, but the last line jars with me a bit, I don't know why. I can't even think of anything that would sound better so I'll shut up! ;oD
Really enjoyed this, though, and it made me chuckle a little, too, which is always good - great stuff :)
shoe | May 17, 2011 - 16:52
Oh I really enjoyed this, as an Essex girl! :}
all too right about Millionaires though, shame!
iDrew | May 20, 2011 - 01:22
Big big thanxs guys
Bless
xDrew
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