Sex is like eating a chocolate biscuit

Sex is like eating a chocolate biscuit (5th June 2008, 9.34am)

Sex is like eating a chocolate biscuit,
Digestive variety, dark chocolate
(because milk is far too sickly);

you can rush at it, swallow in two bites,
a few quick crunches, smush in the middle,
very little mess but gratifying if you’re hungry enough;
big mouthed greed, rushing through it as if there’s no time…

Then there is the more sensual approach,
sucking the chocolate off slowly, using a warm,
wet tongue, licking, licking, enjoying the taste of it,
then getting crumbs everywhere, picking them out
of your cleavage where they’ve ended up, prickly,
until it’s all gone; sucking the chocolate off your fingers,
savouring every last trace, ending up sticky and
satisfied, with still some smudges on your face.

Yes, sex is like eating a chocolate biscuit;
if you can manage to do both at once,
and don’t mind a few crumbs in your bed,
and you’d like your sticky fingers sucked…
I thoroughly recommend it.