Gay Day

Gay Day ' at last!
By Allah!
gasp shaft-daft half-fags
and balaclava-clad
haggard part-gay dads,
my achy, clammy nads
want an ass-crazy chap
snap-snap!

Gay Day ' a day sans fanny!
Away angsty tarts!
Away fragrant Tamara!
Away tall, mammary-clad Myra!
Away Amy, Kat, Anna, Sally,
Samantha, Sarah, Lara, Lyla
and Lyla's scary grandma!
Crap shags all!
Catch my stray man-fat
nasty wank fantasy!
A lass's crack lacks drama.
My hard lad wants Alan,
Lachlan,
Graham,
Dan.

Gay Day ' happy pansy sabbath!
Paddy's jazz mags
and flagrant all-chap gang bangs
appal papal stalwarts a tad.
Canada's balls hang
fat, dangly and grand.
Wary Atlanta brats wank
and blast spaff
at natty trays that lack art;
Daz has an asthma flashback -
alas, last Gay Day
man-magma sank Madagascar.

Gay Day ' a madcap party! Camp anarchy!
Dans Japan
Papa Tanaka has a handy mantra '
grab my tangy man-banana and yank
as hard as an army tank at max whack!
Gladly, says Katayama-san,
a lank, shy manga fan,
bats a mascara-dark lash
and casts away a slack parka,
abracadabra.
Mr Tanaka has Class A nasal snacks.
Katayama sparks a sly J.
Straps snap. Pants fall.
Fangs gnash as play-slaps
award raw, angry star marks.
Backs arc and wangs attack
á la black mambas.
Tanaka-san barks, bawls and caws '
a jackal, a baby, a macaw '
rams Katayama's dank canal,
alpha and glad:
My, my, KY,
what a day, what a day.
A manky anal samba;
a slap-slap rhythm fast as cars.
Bang
bang
ah
ah
aaaah
At last
Warm ass-gravy
sprays Mr Tanaka's saggy ball-sack;
gack-hazy and sad,
Katayama has a small cry.
Thanks scads, says Tanaka-san
and wryly adds a naff canard,
flabby as a panda,
snappy as Ms Pac Man.