Silly Love Songs.
Love, soft as an easy chair: Well what a crock of shit that is. Who wants a man who’s soft? I want mental support and strength.
The greatest love of all: Well, that has got to be the love between parent and child … but children are such self-serving little bastards that it’s a very one-way love until they have children of their own.
Love lifts us up here we belong: Huh, if he’s going to lift you up, you’d better be good and ready to take a fall.
Love on the rocks: Oh, now we’re talking, at least this one will buy you a vodka… but I don’t take ice.
Love lights up the world: Arsonist!
Love is all around me, it’s everywhere I go: Paranoid schizophrenic.
Love lies bleeding in your hand: Been there, done that, had the bruises.
Love letters: What good’s a man you never see?
Love, love me do: Me, me, me, me, me, selfish to the core, he’ll be come and done before you’ve even started.
Will you still love me tomorrow: Presumptuous git, who said that I love you today?
Love is like a butterfly: Watch him he’s a flitter, one day he’ll nip out for a loaf of bread and that’ll be it … gone.
I love to love: …But I want to dance.
Sweet love: sugarholic, once he’s got that ring on your finger he’ll graze all day until you’re looking at Mr Blobby.
I want to make love to you: Well you could at least ask my name first.
Love train: darling, he’s already fantasising about bringing his mates into the bedroom
Love shack: he’s going to keep you in poverty for the rest of your days.
Love is a battlefield: I rest my case.
No, on reflection love is just a silly love song.