It's Okay For Grandpa To Touch You Down There.

  I think you'll find this amusing. What I find fascinating that this was written as a spoof by an American teacher, suggesting titles for her 8 year olds to give them ideas when they go to summer camp. This was not meant to get out, and she remains anonymous. Give 'er a medal!                                           

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You are different, and that's bad.

The boy who died from eating all his vegetables.

Dad's new girlfriend Greg.

Fun four letter words to know and share.

Hammers, screwdrivers and scissors: an 'I can do it book.'

The kids guide to hitchhiking.

Kathy was so bad her mommy stopped loving her.

Curious George and the high-voltage fence.

All cats go to hell.

The little sissy who snitched.

Some kittens can fly.

That's it I'm putting you up for adoption.

Grandpa gets a casket.

The magic world inside the abandoned refrigerator.

Garfield get leukemia.

The pop-up book of human anatomy.

Strangers have the best candy.

Whining, kicking and crying to get your own way.

You were an accident.

Things rich kids have, but you never will.

Pop goes the hamster and other great microwave games.

The man in the moon is actually Satan.

Your nightmares are real.

Where would you like to be buried?

Eggs, toilet paper and your school.

Why can't Mr. Fork and the electrical socket be friends?

Places where mommy and daddy hide neat things.

Daddy drinks because you cry.

The surprise at the bottom of the pool.

Making grown-up friends on the internet.

101 fun games to play in the road.

You can't help it if you're stupid.

Patty went splat! (Don't you forget your seat belt.)

Bullies deserve to die.

Go to your room, mommy's got a new baby to love.

Timmy's the wrong colour to be your friend.

I dare you! 101 challenges to prove you're not a sissy.

Trixie goes to the big city.

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Who says that Americans suffer from an irony deficiency? Does anyone else have suggestions for impressionable 8 year olds? I think we can be more vicious than our American cousins, come on fly the flag for cruelty!