Here comes the bloody censor man;
the scissor man, to cut
and snip away bad body parts;
offending boobs and buts
but no horror or violence, please
except for war; for war is just
and no sex, nudity or sleaze
besides sweet, sticky money lust.
Here comes the bloody censor man
to blind our eyes; cut off our ears;
to burn; to banish and to ban;
to shape our minds; to prune and shear.
“Philistines!”, shout we vile defilers
for we know that snipping sound’s Delilah.