The Snake God

Around the Earth is a giant snake God coiled all the way round from the north pole to the south.
Millions of years ago the great Dinosaur King dreamt he was standing before the Snake God, but due to his small minded ignorance he failed to recognise the Snake God and refused to acknowledge him.
As punishment for this the snake God told the dinosaur king that he would leave his post as protector of Gaia and wander through the vast universe and the fate of the Dinosaurs would be left up-to the dinosaur king.
While the snake God was gone a giant asteroid came hurtling towards Earth, the snake God could do nothing and watched as his true love Gaia was rocked to her foundations. Without the mighty snake God there to protect the earth the dinosaur kingdom felt the full impact of the asteroid and this eventually led to their extinction.

Years of wandering through the Universe were beginning to take its toll on the snake God and he became lonely and longed for his love Gaia.
Eventually he returned and once again wrapped his protecting coils around the Earth.

Millions of years past and joy was upon Gaia, she had mothered children to the snake God, this time though the snake God made sure that his blessed children would grow with intelligence, the snake Gods bloodline was among the earthlings.
He watched with pride how they grew and evolved.
Over the years the inhabitants of Earth began to lose knowledge of the snake God and this made him anxious.
He decided he would make himself known and once again help the children of Gaia to grow towards their ultimate goal.
So one night while the queen of Earth was dreaming the snake God appeared before her and announced himself.
The Queen immediately fell on her knees and began to pray.
However she was confused and prayed to another God,
This angered the snake God and he asked who it was she prayed too and she replied Christ.
He could feel himself losing patience.
The snake God explained to the Queen of his purpose before her and the great knowledge of the future and past.
The queen began to cry black tears before the snake God.
She had received his message.
As punishment for not recognising the snake God he had cursed the Queen.
He declared "Whenever a queen cries before a God she must always cry black tears".
The Queen woke up from her dream and immediately felt a strong sensation all through her entire body, she knew what she must do.
That same day she began her mission of teaching the world to prepare for the future she had been told of by the snake God.

And from that day whenever a woman wants the snake God to see her she applies mascara, so that if she cries God will know the tears are meant for him.