My Stories
Dinner Is Always Gone Too Soon Submitted on October 6, 2008 - 20:05 | 59 reads
One Legged Lust Submitted on September 9, 2008 - 23:22 | 77 reads
Cold meat For Dinner Submitted on June 17, 2008 - 19:07 | 132 reads
G: The Parable of The Rickety Dwarf Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 05:08 | 271 reads
X: The People In The Walls Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 10:23 | 206 reads
Q... Night Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 10:11 | 258 reads
People Who Like Meg Ryan Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 09:54 | 243 reads
E: It All Ends Somewhere Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 14:12 | 230 reads
F: The last bit Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 13:10 | 198 reads
E: The penultimate bit Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 13:10 | 203 reads
D: The fourth bit Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 13:10 | 199 reads
C: The third bit Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 12:59 | 233 reads
B: The second bit Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 12:58 | 224 reads
A: The first bit Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 12:57 | 213 reads
Goodbye Mr Thorburn Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 12:32 | 232 reads
Zebra Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 07:22 | 238 reads
Yellowtail Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 07:22 | 260 reads
Xylophone Fish Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 07:22 | 424 reads
Wolf Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 07:22 | 232 reads
Vole Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 07:22 | 217 reads
Unspotted Leopard Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 07:22 | 204 reads
Turtle Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 07:22 | 237 reads
Sheep Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 07:22 | 250 reads
Rabbit Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 07:22 | 214 reads
Queen Bee Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 07:22 | 233 reads
Puma Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 07:22 | 233 reads
Owl Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 07:22 | 262 reads
Nutall Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 07:22 | 230 reads
Monkey Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 07:22 | 241 reads
Lion Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 07:22 | 223 reads
Kangaroo Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 07:22 | 256 reads
Jackal Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 07:22 | 216 reads
Iguana Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 07:22 | 239 reads
Hyena Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 07:22 | 249 reads
Gopher Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 07:22 | 253 reads
Flamingo Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 07:22 | 240 reads
Eel Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 07:22 | 269 reads
Doggy Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 07:22 | 251 reads
Corgi Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 07:22 | 245 reads
Blowfish Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 07:22 | 233 reads
Aardvark Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 07:22 | 241 reads
B is for... Arse and Literature Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 07:21 | 243 reads
Step On It Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 07:16 | 245 reads
Whoops! Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 07:15 | 299 reads
Keep That Dog On a Leash! Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 07:15 | 239 reads
The Drifter Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 07:11 | 230 reads
Naturism Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 07:11 | 259 reads
Quick and Fruity Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:00 | 250 reads
Paying The Bills Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:00 | 201 reads
There's a fat bird on my sofa Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 23:59 | 257 reads
In Defence Of The Snail Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 14:38 | 238 reads
D'You Think That Captain Birdseye Is a Wanker&;#063; Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 14:38 | 269 reads
Family Recipe Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 14:36 | 213 reads
Every Toenail Tells A Story Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 14:36 | 254 reads
Virginity Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 09:36 | 240 reads
Your Girlfriend Is A Munter Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 09:22 | 204 reads
Chasing the dragon Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 08:53 | 233 reads
I: Winky Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 08:15 | 264 reads
Slinky sexy lovely lass Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 08:36 | 325 reads
A brothel of sorts Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 08:36 | 270 reads
Conkers Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 04:40 | 225 reads
Meateater Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 03:52 | 212 reads
An Anti-Christmas Rant Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 03:35 | 275 reads
Dave The Sailor Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 02:15 | 223 reads
N... Cats Belong In Ovens Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 02:13 | 269 reads
A Foreign Tour Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 02:13 | 228 reads
Humbling Experience Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 02:13 | 257 reads
Food World Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 02:13 | 232 reads
Waste Disposal Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 02:13 | 217 reads
Y... is for 'My Name Is Hypo Chondriac' Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 02:11 | 272 reads
Little Drunken Pixie Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 02:09 | 252 reads
Jimmy Saville Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 02:09 | 187 reads
X is for A Poem About A Chin Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 02:09 | 204 reads
My Dog Is Made Of Dynamite Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 02:07 | 310 reads
V is for Mid-day Money Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 02:07 | 254 reads
Z is for Hamster Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:10 | 248 reads
Stream of consciousness Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:09 | 262 reads
Butchers Of The Night Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:46 | 223 reads
RHYME Damn You! Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 11:06 | 344 reads
