Humorous Animal Tales.

These are tales from a veterinary practice and are a collection of hilarious stories about pets and their owners. Meet the the foul-mouthed Mynah bird with a dirty secret, a stripper with her pythons, and the spooked cat owned by a Medium.

Extract from Pets in a Pickle

Paul Mitchell,a new vet,gets bitten by a hamster on his first day in practice.

A GOOSE CALLED GERTIE

The goose was given to us to fatten up for Christmas but as the day drew near, Gertie saved our skins, so what were we do?

All Ears

Malcolm dips into his novel,Pets in Pickle, to emerge with Ben,a cat with outsized ears.

CLEANING BILL

‘You can’t be too careful,’ warned Mrs Tidy, pointing the spray gun at me. My knee-jerk reaction was to raise my hands and surrender before being blasted with disinfectant.

The Mystic Mau

Madam Mountjoy was convinced her cat was spooked. But I found the real reason why Ramses was filled with evil spirits.

NEVER MISS A TRICK.

The magician's rabbit was poorly. Somehow I had to conjure up a replacement in time for the show. But how?