Medical Humour

By AceV

A collection of jokes and humour about staff in the medical profession.
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Virgin Checked For STDs.

By AceV on Sun, 26 Jan 2014

Doctor: So you say you're a virgin, but you still want to get checked for STDs? Patient: Yes. So, if ever I do have sex with a girl, I can say I've...
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Tooth Fairy

By AceV on Tue, 28 Jan 2014

Dentist: So you say you want all your teeth out? Patient: Yes please. Dentist: Right, open wide please. (Patient opens their mouth wide.) Dentist:...
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Certificate PG

Earache.

By AceV on Thu, 13 Feb 2014

Friend 1: I have a problem. I need to see the dentist. Friend 2: Why? Is it to do with your teeth? Friend 1: No. I ave an earache.
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Not A Doctor

By AceV on Thu, 20 Feb 2014

Dentist: I'm seeing my last patient, darling. I'll be home in an hour. Dentist's wife: Ok. Will your patient be ok? Dentist: I don't know. I'm not a...
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Certificate PG