Tooth Fairy

Dentist: So you say you want all your teeth out?

Patient: Yes please.

Dentist: Right, open wide please.

(Patient  opens their mouth wide.)

Dentist: But your teeth are healthy! Why would you want all your teeth out?

Patient: I'm hoping to make money off them.

(Dentist grows interested) Oh? Going to make little sculptures out of them, then sell them off?

Patient: Oh no. I'm going to stick them under my pillow for the Tooth Fairy to collect.

(Dentist grows concerned) What?

Patient: Yeah, a fiver a tooth should do it.

Dentist: (More concerned now) You are joking, aren't you?

(Patient shakes their head)

Dentist: Right... You're not being serious. You really can't be.

(Patient starts laughing) I'm pulling your leg. I actually came here for a regular check up.