Virgin Checked For STDs.

Doctor: So you say you're a virgin, but you still want to get checked for STDs?

Patient: Yes. So, if ever I do have sex with a girl, I can say I've been checkedfor STDs without lying.

Doctor: Yeah, but you realize you need to have sex in order to contract an STD?

Patient: Yeah, but I don't like lying.

Doctor: If you ever have sex with a girl, you do know you can just tell them you're a virgin, so you haven't got STDs, don't you?

Patient: Doc, at my age, I don't want to tell them I'm a virgin.

Doctor: No, I suppose you don't.

Patient: So, if I do, I can say I've been checked and tell the truth at the same time.

Doctor. Yes. Okay. I can see your point now. I think.

Patient: So you'll test me now.

Doctor: Yes (To himself) Like you're testing my patience. (Out loud) I'll just get a needle to take a blood sample off you.

Patient: Thanks. Could you send in my brother while you're out there, please?

(Doctor leaves the room. Patient's bother comes in)

Patient's brother: That was a funny prank you pulled on the doc.

Patient: Yes. You owe me twenty quid now. Pay up.