A series of silly strange short stories (and one poem)

As the title suggests, these pieces should not be taken seriously. They were written purely for fun, usually as part of a game to combine a series of random objects into a story - a cow, and elephant and a boat became Daisy the Elephant for example.

I had fun writing them and their content should not in any way be taken as an accurate reflection of my mental health. I am actually a very sane person indeed and just take the tablets to keep the little purple pixes happy.