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TRAVEL GUIDE FROM THE UNDERBELLY------4

,,,slowly grew into the spray from two powerful diesels engines, which hovered slightly above the horizon, rapidly approaching our point of anchorage,,,,

!!! OCCUPATIONAL HAZARDS ???

Super acuity, it’s incredible! We succumb to an acute pyro-synaptic event. Time seems to stop and start and stop and start and... “Thank God!!!!!!”

"GOING MY WAY?"

When the old Buick stopped I couldn’t believe my luck. I was sure enough tired. It'd been a long day a'searing heat, and nasty looks.

::::::WHEN I WAS SEVENTEEN::::::

,,erupted from my throat, gushing upwards in a voluminous spewing geyser of bile, orange juice and inhuman screams,,

BOOMER ,,,BLUES!!!!!

,,,three robots in starched-grey button-downs, straighten up and drop the evil-eye on'ya all at once. “Why do you want to know?”,,, I figure he must be d'top dog in this cluster-fuck.

HIGH TIMES IN TRENTON!!!!!!!!!!!!

,,,was extruded through the answer to a question repeated over and over, freeze-framed in the shock of her mindless penetrating gaze; “You just killed my son in law”.

TRAVEL GUIDE FROM THE UNDERBELLY------1

,,,all sleeping one atop the other amidst the resounding din from hundreds of screaming children and overwrought mothers at their wits end. No,,,, it was something else that caught my eye...

TRAVEL GUIDE FROM THE UNDERBELLY------2

,,,We strained and stressed and spit and farted, and somehow we managed to lift the damn thing into the straining arms of the Chinamen ,,,

TRAVEL GUIDE FROM THE UNDERBELLY------3

The look on the faces of the Indonesians was one of deep satisfaction. They knew that when you were boiled to death, you were really dead.

TRAVEL GUIDE FROM THE UNDERBELLY------5

When the hungry baby pushed it's head up under the big, bad, buffalo, looking for tit's, it gored the buffalo's belly and killed it.
Cherry

TRAVEL GUIDE FROM THE UNDERBELLY------6

,,,only to inhale it all back in ravenously, and in the shortest amount of time. Spit, sweat and phlegm spewed forth in hyperbolic grace from my distorted face...
Cherry

TRAVEL GUIDE FROM THE UNDERBELLY------7

A momentous event was brewing in the trees. A blood curdling cry slashed the heavens. A battalion of Siamang monkey’s was on the march. I was not alone.