Sketches

Skits intended for television...?

The Gobi Fish

N.B. The voice is intended to be David Attenborough narrating the life of the Gobi fish ( http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p004y2h5 ) juxtaposed with montages of evolving stages in human life.

Cashier 50p

INT: NEWSAGENTS A man approaches a female cashier and places various items on the counter. The cashier scans them through. The man hands over a note. CASHIER: Would you like a bag?

Park bench

EXT. PARK

Police officer

EXT. STREET Fade in. Music plays. A police officer walks on the pavement, towards us. He nods and greets passers by. Respected member of the community. Something catches his eye.

Vinegar

INT: RESTAURANT Fade in. Music plays over the scene. A man and woman sat opposite one another; coy smiles, hearty laughter, longing eye contact. First date. Music stops.

Failed suicide

EXT: CLIFFTOP – NIGHT

Gentleman's shave

INT: HAIRDRESSERS A female receptionist smiles up at a female customer, with flowing blonde ringlets, who is just leaving. She disappears off camera RECEPTIONIST: Bye now!