The NHS

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I'm sure you will be fine Jude... take care and be outta there... As for Purple Hazel up there is Scotland... I Don't know if you have the same facilities in your room Purple but I hope so! The Asian Princess should have perfomed her magic by now and so you should be on the road to recovery. Be a good haggis and do what you're told and I reckon you will be out hugging trees in no time! God bless you both and spare you the super bug :O) M.

Dang it all I have is a pool, two TVs with satellite, a video game system, a healed foot, a portable DVD player, and a room that makes you think that I am a rich boy.

I was blessed with a room decorated with someone elses innards when I was in hospital having Lily, very shabby chic. And had Basil Fawlty as a midwife. Not the happiest 6 hours of my life I have to say. Hope all is well, Jude.

I was the one behaving like Basil Fawlty when I had Ellen. How about Sybil as a midwife? It hurts, nurse! Oh I knoooooooooow.